What was it like working for CNN?
A great experience and I love chicken wings!

What does CNN stand for?
Chicken Noodle Network.

Were you the guy that did the CNN voice over, "This is CNN", if not who was it?
How did you know?

Did you leave the USA, or were you asked to leave?
Can never get SA out of my blood - had to come home!

What is your golf handicap?
Depends who I play against!

When was the last time you had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Very cheeky... good things come to those who wait!

What do you look for in a woman/man?
Women only - sorry guys!

How many cheeseburgers can you eat in one sitting?
Now I'm excited - best question so far… you bring them and I'll eat them!

Who would you rather interview - Anna Kournikova, Martina Navratilova, Tiger Woods or Michael Schumacher?
Martina was ironically my very first interview at CNN - but for a one-on-one, I would have to say Anna (if you'll excuse the pun)!

What three questions would you ask them?
I'm not much of a talker in the bedroom!

Where did you grow up?
Highlands North, JHB - hence, well brought up unlike other RAW members!

Have you ever stopped growing?
A bit personal…

Where were you and what were you doing on September 11 2001?
At Supersport - never forget that day!

What are your three dating tips? (Sorry that question was not meant for you)
Sorry, of course it's for me … I've been dating for 35 years and still going… but show me the money before I give you my tips!

What do you do after 9am every morning?
Work on my TV productions - I'm not like the rest of the RAW team whose work day ends at 9am!

If you were Osama Bin Laden, where would you hide?
In a restaurant.

If you had the power to change one law, what would it be?
Spread the wealth.

Which famous Graeme would you be and why?
A - Graeme Pollock (uncle of a redhead cricketer)
B - Billy Graham (telly evangelist)
C - Graham Bell (inventor of the telephone)
D - Heather Graham (sexy female actress)
E - Graeme Clarkson (struggling extra on Egoli and part time bartender in Alberton)
Graeme Pollock was my idol, the Graham in C rings a bell (ha ha) - but I'm very happy being Graeme Joffe!

What is your biggest phobia?
Not scared of anything - except snakes and drinking with Jeremy and his mates!

What do you consider socially unacceptable?
Racism.

What would you do if you won 5 million rand in the lottery?
Spread the wealth with family and friends and get all the RAW team on Weight Watchers!

What is your favourite Pathetic Sports Joke?
If you have referees in football, what you do have in bowls? Cereal.