Having a baby out of wedlock, were your parents upset or is that normal for Benoni?
Nothing is normal in Benoni so the mere fact that our little Matthew only has one head is a miracle in itself… don't know how this wedlock thing works, we did it in the car with the doors unlocked?

Is your girlfriend related to you?
Well, I can see myself in her... sometimes.

What features of yours have you passed onto your kid?
My eyes... I'm reading your questions using braille.

What is your worst feature?
Pick a song on Radio Jacaranda.

You are fast becoming a pin-up, whose wall would you not like to be on?
Anyone not blonde, gorgeous, intelligent, funny, witty… hang on… did I write intelligent and blonde in the same sentence?

If Graeme Joffe had you on his wall, would you:
A - go and puke
B - be silently honoured
C - buy him lunch
D - take it down… the poster that is.

Your passion is Italian cars, would you ever drive an UNO?
Uuuhhhh….. NO! Unless it had an Alfa badge…

Where did you grow up?
Have I?

If you could be another famous Paul, which one would you be and why?
A - Paul Getty (one of richest men in the world)
B - Paul McCartney (ex-DungBeatle)
C - Paul Gascoigne (ex Football Star)
D - St. Paul (ex-Biblical Man)
E - Paul Newman (heartthrob for 60 year olds)
F - Paul Paulus (Paulshof town Mayor and former Paulitician)
Definitely Paul Getty. Being wealthy isn't the most important thing in my life, but since I'd like a Ferrari one day, money would certainly help!

Where were you and what were you doing on September 11 2001?
I was at an Alfa Romeo dealership having just bought my Alfa 147… I clearly remember there being no one around to help me as the entire dealership were in an office watching history unfold.

What do you do after 9am every morning?
Visit the bathroom… the longest song we play is only about 4 minutes so I don't get much time out of the studio between 5 and 9!

What is your biggest phobia?
Becoming unable to do the things I love… exercise and present on the radio!

What do you consider socially unacceptable?
Ever been to some of the shopping centres out where I live? How many answers can I give here?

What would you do if you won 5 million rand in the lottery?
About that Ferrari… and investment for my son…

If you had the power to change one law, what would it be?
I have and always will believe in the death penalty.

If you were Osama Bin Laden, where would you hide?
Now that would be telling - maybe at the bottom of my koi pond with some scuba gear?!?!

Being a member of Mensa, what benefits do you get, e.g. do you get to keep library books for an extra two weeks? Do you get discount at Waltons stationers?
No real benefits - just the satisfaction of being able to correctly solve those stoopid brain teasers… send them to me if you have them!

What topics are you most knowledgeable about?
Fairly okay general knowledge I guess… except for when it comes to those darn website questions, they always get me.

What does Saudi Arabia, Egypt and Pakistan have in common?
Muslim countries perhaps! (No, the correct answer is the men wear girls' clothing)

What is your favourite pun?
It's priceless! Though out of context like this it really wouldn't make much cents.